Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
Product Description: According to the dystopian timeline of Mssrs. William F. Nolan and George Clayton Johnson—not to mention a bizarre blue crystal embedded in the palm of your hand—you are in the carefree prime of your life. What better way to enjoy this time than on a scientifically-engineered wooden toy that is precision-tooled for the joie de vivre of youthful folly. —Cliver
Warning: Since the dawn of mankind, top stain veneers come in a variety of colors and the ones shown here are for display purposes only. In other words, we cannot guarantee a specific color so please be pleasantly surprised with the one you receive and not get all bent and butt-hurt about it.