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- Polyethylene Bag
- Two Staples
- 17 Adhesive Forms
- Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
- Product Description: What's in a number? I only ask because some people believe 13 to be unlucky. So much so that some places have even omitted the 13th floor from elevators, while others, like Roky Erickson, went on to found a band called the 13th Floor Elevators, which is some seriously good shit and I'm lucky my good friend John Pearson turned me onto them in 1990. Consequently, I can't really buy into the whole "Unlucky 13" schtick, but good on you if you're the one who has it tattooed on a tit. Incidentally there are 17 stickers in this pack, a number that goes toe-to-toe with 13 in the prime sense, the sum total of which equals 30, a number believed to have important spiritual meaning. So what does this all mean? Basically this sticker pack is your fast track to enlightenment, no Tibetan trek needed whatsoever, so channel your inner Julia Roberts and click, buy, stick. Shalom. —Cliver