Strangelove The Future Is On Fire Tee - Graphite Heather

Remember rotary phones? Curly cords? A time when nobody could reach you while you were out living your damn life? Yeah, us too—and it kinda hurts. The Future on Fire tee by Don Pendleton taps into that lost era of analog peace and throws it straight into the flaming dumpster of today’s always-on world. Gloomy? Maybe. Honest? Absolutely.

Key Features:

• Artwork by Don Pendleton: Iconic linework and biting commentary from one of skateboarding’s most recognizable artists. Nostalgia meets existential dread.
• Screen-Printed Front Graphic: Printed with high-quality inks that hold up over time—unlike your optimism for the future.
• Unisex Fit (Sizes S–3XL): Available in a full range of sizes with a comfortable, everyday silhouette that works for all body types.
• Conversation Starter: Whether you're at a skatepark, show, or just spiraling at the grocery store, this shirt lets everyone know you miss when the world made at least a little bit of sense.

Important Info:

All Sales Final:
No refunds, no exchanges—unless the shirt arrives with a legitimate manufacturing defect. You bot it, you bought it.

Welcome to the Burnout

The future’s on fire. Might as well look good watching it burn. Add this Don Pendleton tee to your wardrobe and wear your digital-age disillusionment with pride.